Well, hello!
I haven't been doing my job lately! I have become increasingly busy, unbusy, busy again....well, there you go.
Anyway. My time for art has taken a backburner for music for awhile, but considering I'm the sole artist for my band now, I guess we'll be seeing alot of 50:50 Shot work soon. I hope I don't get food poisoning today. I miss my mother and I miss my ex. I hate life but I love you...and you! AND YOU! Let us go eat small children burritos and chicken soft tacos! I have small amounts of herpes on the tip of my nose, but nary you worry one wit...as long as I keep it from the loins of the weary and unfucked, everything should be fine. Listen to me well, our time has come. And that time is now. That time is not yesterday, or even two minutes ago. We have to stand up and eat as a revolt. Fuck this sitting down shit. I have nothing else to say. My business is done. Witness, my people. I will eat this baby emu.
The time has come.
Goodbye for now!

-Gu


P.S. - Don't EVER take anything I say seriously...which I'm sure you haven't all along.